The Militia is a minor character who briefly appears in the map Double Wide Damage!.
All wear an orange camouflage suit with a small bushy beard. They are constantly on the lookout for any tornadoes that are nearby their storm cellar. Should the player get close to them, they will immediately close their storm cellar doors.
The Militia is eventually killed during the Totem Battle regardless if he was spared in the last three zones.